I'm in class, yet this is the most productive thing I could think of doing.

I have 2 fewer upper level math and physics courses this term, and I find myself going to lecture with little to absolutely no intention of paying attention to the actual lesson. More like, doing other class' homework, doodling, or, as I'm doing right now, dicking around on a computer.

I should really rename this blog "The Art of Doing Stupid Stuff while I'm supposed to be Productive"... But that's TME to say. So whatever.

Winter driving can be dangerous...ly fun!

Just made the trip back to St. Catharines, and let me tell you how enjoyable it is to not have to worry about staying within the lane on the highway... because you can't even see the line! The trade is that you can only drive like... 80km/hr without...you know...sliding all over the place. Oh well. Still fun. :)

I also enjoy drifting on winter roads. Nothing too adventurous. Just turning on suburban streets. It's fun to lose control once in a while. But no worries, I remember driving school's teaching... STEER IN THE DIRECTION OF THE SKID. :)

Trilogy Marathons = I don't have a life.

Sometimes you're so bored you want to watch a movie you've seen a million times. Better yet, a trilogy you've seen a million times. NO, EVERY SINGLE TRILOGY YOU FUCKING OWN.

I say "you", but clearly, I'm referring to myself. Because that's what I've been doing for the past couple of days. Really, I'm only half watching, because I'm also playing "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City" at the same time, and possibly watching/listening to porn. Yeah, I watch porn. Get over it.

I kinda wish school started again sooner. But whatever. I'll just go comatose until then. =]

Christmas Holidays: A typical day in the life of me.

After winter exams, the majority of people are all, "Whooooo! Christmas!"

I suppose after a long semester of assignments, midterms, hangovers, and regrets; it's probably nice to make the trip back home in order to indulge in meals that don't involve kraft dinner, oatmeal, meatless spaghetti, or McDonald's (YUM).

I, on the other hand, don't really give a shit about winter holidays. Well, sure, it's nice to not have assignments to do. But without plans to do anything, most days look like this.

6:00am: Wake up. Put on sweatpants (maybe). Check fridge. Check freezer. Check fridge. Fuck, there's no food. Back to sleep I go.

9:30am: Wake up again. Did Dad make food yet? If yes, rejoice. If no, go back to sleep.

9:30am-5:00pm: If I'm not eating or pooping; dick around on the computer.

5:00pm: Text someone to hang out.

6:00pm: Bail on plans. Too lazy to put on pants.

7:30pm: Sleep?

2:00am: Yeah, I didn't sleep, I was on the computer still.

4:00am: What the fuck am I still doing awake? Sleep-time.



Yeah, holidays are boring for me.

I always complain about feeling like shit, physically and emotionally. People always tell me I should go to the doctor. When, exactly, dear sir/madam, will I have time to go to the doctor when my life is consumed by school? I appreciate your interjection, but you clearly don't know what it's like to be a physicist.

Thanks for coming out, though.

How to slowly go insane.

By no means do I recommend this behaviour.

- Sleep approximately 3.5 hours a night for 3 weeks straight while drinking excessive amounts of caffeine.
- Eat infrequently (~once a day), or eat at awkward times (1am-5am).
- Then, do large amounts of homework day in day out, all the while preoccupying your free thoughts with things that annoy you or cause you mental/emotional anguish.
- On the weekends, get drunk and do stupid things (e.g. drunk texting/dialing/driving)
- empty your wallet on unnecessary purchases.
- Surround yourself with people who annoy you.

It's been a hell of a month back at school. I've been drinking too often, and spent every other night up late doing homework.

I still haven't quite set in to my schedule yet. But it's only a matter of time.

I'll keep you posted.